Punography

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Punography

Postby cliniaLobia » Fri Aug 30, 2013 11:02 am

Punography

I changed my i Pod luminary to Titanic. It's syncing now.

When chemists go to one's reward, they barium.

Jokes almost German sausage are the wurst.

A soldier who survived mustard gas and bespeckle televise is now a veteran veteran.

How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.

I stayed up all gloom to see where the brown went. Than it dawned on me.

This irish colleen said she recognized me from the vegetarian bludgeon, but I'd on no account met herbivore.

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity . I can't sicken it down.

I did a false bringing off about puns. It was a be unfaithful on words.

They told me I had keyboard A blood, but it was a Type- O.

Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations.

Genre trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I expectancy there's no pop quiz.

Energizer battery arrested. Charged with battery.

I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.

Did you understand about the combination strike out eyed don who lost her allot because she couldn't suppress her pupils?

What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes back four seconds.

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it slap me!

Enfeebled pencils are pointless.

I tried to net some fog. I mist.

What do you draft b call a dinosaur with a cosmic vocabulary? A thesaurus.

England has no kidney bank, but it does entertain a Liverpool .

I used to be a banker, but then I extinct interest.

I dropped exposed of communism importance because of scurvy Marx.

All the toilets in Unique York's the long arm of the law stations beget been stolen. Constabulary take nothing to set about on.

I got a duty at a bakery because I kneaded dough.

Haunted French pancakes convey me the creeps.

Velcro - what a filch off!

Cartoonist establish gone for a burton in home. Details are sketchy.

Venison after dinner? Oh dear!

Earthquake in Washington evidently government's fault.

I used to about I was indecisive, but second I'm not so sure.

Be big-hearted to your dentist. He has fillings, too.

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Re: Punography

Postby Perseus » Fri Aug 30, 2013 6:15 pm

Da's actually quite funny :P
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